Every John Cena Movie Ranked From Worst To Best

13. Fred 2: Night Of The Living Fred (2011)

Despite the first movie never making it to cinemas, someone thought that Fred Figglehorn deserved a second film, bringing John Cena back as his father for more hi-jinx that will legitimately make you want to gouge out your eyeballs and stuff them into your ears in protest.

The sequel centres on Fred suspecting his new music teacher is a vampire - which is basically The Simpsons' Tree House Of Horror plot about cannibals at Springfield Elementary - with his friends, and Cena the wretched kid's father teaming up to stop the vampire striking again. Honestly, it's just more provocatively annoying tripe.

Pixie Lott - who was the love interest in the original is gone, but Modern Family's Ariel Winter is in there, which makes it very, very slightly entertaining for extremely committed fans of that show.