Every Wrestling Secret WWE Tries (And Fails) To Hide

1. The Entire Thing

The New Day Chris Jericho
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Wrestling isn't real.

That Randy Orton (and others) got rattled when rapper and songwriter Soulja Boy was the millionth person to raise this in early-2021 was made even funnier when he (and others) used shots of the battered bodies of Drew McIntyre and Sheamus (and others) to try and prove the opposite.

What he seemingly failed to spot when trying to win his argument was that those photos won him nothing, other than perhaps a sense of collective confusion from some on his side fighting a futile fight about its legitimacy. Bret Hart was the f*cking best ever at all of this and he never injured a guy because it's not real.

THAT'S THE POINT. That's the art of it, and some of the clowns in the replies (and/or the ones with clownface avatars) could do well to remember that. That we'd see battered frames from the action betrays this, showing off that one of the ways the guys pretend to get hurt is by...getting hurt?

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