Cream crackered after become the oldest champion in WWE history, Patterson took a power nap backstage, only to awake to the fact great mate Gerald Brisco had snatched his gold. You snooze, you stooge.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.