Just when you thought Bray Wyatt's Firefly Fun House couldn't get any wackier, the former 'Eater of Worlds' debuted a brand new friend on last night's episode of WWE Raw.
Pictured above is the Friendship Frog. He hopped in to counter Wyatt's points on the apparent evils of friendship, trying to convince Alexa Bliss not to abandon her friendship with Alexa Bliss.
This went predictably poorly for the slimy little git, as Bliss quickly turned on him after intervention from the Fiend. Alexa bludgeoned the Friendship Frog to death, prompting a well-played obituary from Wyatt, who presented a short vignette chronicling the frog's life from tadpole, to newt, to his Firefly Fun Hous introduction.
Born in 1980, the Friendship Frog was 40 years old at the time of passing. "Why I'm the Friendship Frog, of course, and I believe that true friendship lasts forever," were his final words. "Indubitably."
Goodnight sweet prince. Snuffed out too soon. Too pure for this world. Etc., etc., etc.
The Friendship Frog was the first new puppet to be introduced to the Firefly Fun House since Wobbly Walrus, who coincidentally vanished as soon as the teased Wyatt vs. Roman Reigns (w/ Paul Heyman) feud faded away.
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