How Triple H Perceives Every AEW Roster Member
62. Jake Hager
"Sorry, but you're known for being a less legitimate version of a legendary wrestler and I can Harley relate to that."
61. Jay Lethal
"You're technically very capable but otherwise uninteresting, which is to say: have a five-year deal, you're exactly what I'm looking for."
60. The Hardyz
"What are you telling me to delete? All my offensive stuff is gone from the Network, relax, Jesus."
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