How Triple H Perceives Every AEW Roster Member

35. Sammy Guevara

AEW Battle of the Belts 2 Sammy Guevara
AEW

"Just for further notice, one of your ass cheeks is hanging out of your shorts."

34. Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe
AEW

"Funny how you worked Minoru Suzuki and are a ROH titleholder working AEW when you said you weren't a fan of the Forbidden Door. With a totally shameless narrative shift like that, you'd of course be welcomed back here."

33. Satnam Singh

Satnam Singh
AEW

"Fancy beating up two dudes every week with no purpose? People will think I'm the next reincarnation of Bill Watts if you do!"

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