How Triple H Perceives Every AEW Roster Member

83. Bryan Danielson

Bryan Danielson AEW
AEW

"You're not what's best for business, Daniel. Even though I patterned NXT after wrestlers like you when I realised it was shortcut to critical acclaim via osmosis."

82. Buddy Matthews

Buddy Murphy
WWE.com

"I understand you inadvertently conflated being under-utilised with brutal systemic racism. That's OK; we've just re-signed Braun Strowman, so it's not as if you need to pass an IQ test to get back in."

81. FTR

FTR AEW
AEW

"Guys, it's time for you to come home. And then get smashed to f*ck-uh by Braun Strowman!"

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