Hulk Hogan Shoots On Everyone: Current Global Situation Is "God's Punishment"

Good news, everyone, Hulk Hogan has solved the problem of the current testing times on Instagram. The best place to solve ALL global crises, of course.

The WWE legend took to his account yesterday to share his thoughts on why the world has currently ground to a halt. It's because of the worship of false idols and God is punishing us all for idolatry. He also says we don't need a vaccine, we just need a bit of a time out from these naughty practices and everything will be fine.

Posing next to a snippet of scripture that he appears to have unwittingly attributed (one hopes) to himself in a brilliant moment of self-parody (one hopes), Hogan took aim at actors, money and singers (performing exclusively in Civic Centres apparently) as the greatest concerns. No mention of wrestlers in there, surprisingly.

Here's the offending (or enlightening, depending on what pipe you suck on)...

This comes about a week after he posted another passage of scripture inviting the world to repent in order for the necessary global lockdown to no longer be necessary.

Clearly, he has his heart set on the real truth of the situation. Only love, brother. As long as it's for the right things.