If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

23. Denmark - Kevin Owens

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Kevin Owens is a physically imposing unit, but not lacking in sophistication. He's a bit like Denmark in that regard (though absolutely nothing like Nicklas Bendtner). Both had unexpected success a while back when a much more favoured candidate was forced to pull out. Don't hold your breath for a repeat any time soon.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.