If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

18. Iceland - The Miz

Wwe Football Montage
By Tobias KlenzeDeutsch (Wikimedia Commons)/WWE

A few years back, the idea of The Miz rubbing shoulders with the world's best seemed ludicrous. Since then, The A-Lister has won us all over with his hard work, commitment, and general affability. He's succeeding in spite of every prevailing logic. That's why mums love him.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.