If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

14. Switzerland - Goldust

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WWE's aureate assassin is getting on in years, and though clearly past his prime, still has that touch of class - even if he's not expected to achieve much at this stage. And obviously, he loves gold. Which European nation has his number? Remember the name: Switzerland.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.