If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

10. Germany - Shinsuke Nakamura

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Four years ago, Germany were the best in the world. Now? Obviously still brilliant, but perhaps those glory days are in decline. Nonetheless, the expectation lingers. The parallels between Die Mannschaft and the man-shafter are blatant.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.