If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

7. England - Elias

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It's not unfair to say that until relatively recently, Elias was a virtually unbearable presence who had everybody reaching for the remote. Now, quite beyond all comprehension, he's managed to win people over, to the point even his greatest detractors wouldn't mind seeing him succeed. If that doesn't sound like three habitually slow-moving, side passing lions turned good, what does?

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.