If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

5. Panama - James Ellsworth

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Ellsworth and Panama: Totally and utterly out of their depth, but delighted to be there nevertheless. Just mind you don't get suckered into watching them.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.