If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

3. Colombia - Cesaro

Colombia Cesaro
Adidas/WWE

Elegant, with an ominous air of violence. Really should achieve greater things, but for reasons totally alien to everybody, never manages to. Perhaps this'll be the year for Cesaro and his World Cup proxy Colombia? Or perhaps not.

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Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.