If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

1. Japan - Randy Orton

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Still at the top level, though it's difficult to understand why, seeing as they're entirely reliant on faded glories. The only difference between Randy Orton and 2018's Japan is that the Viper doesn't dress like a samurai. He really should.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.