It's Official: WWE NXT 2.0 Already Sucks
Bron Breakker's intimidating energy jumps the f*ck off the screen, Odyssey Jones just rules, Tony D'Angelo boasts enormous potential as a meme, if nothing else.
Duke Hudson can talk and is charming, the poker player bit is not too awful to haunt him, and they'll bin it off within months anyway. It's basically more Florida Championship Wrestling than Deep South Wrestling, which isn't that much of a compliment, and while FCW developed Roman Reigns and Big E - the best pair of World Champions WWE has promoted together in forever - there are two problems. Vince McMahon being Vince McMahon spent far too long failing them before they made it, and there's no Dr. Tom Prichard to train them. It doesn't matter if Duke Hudson has a good or a bad hand. He's going to be staring at them regardless.
NXT 2.0 takes every cynical thought you ever dreamed up about a Vince McMahon-ran NXT and actually puts it on national television.
It's (mostly) every bit as bad, perversely amusing, and counterproductive as that.