Kane At 20: The Big Red Machine's 20 Lamest WWE Moments
5. Marrying Lita
It's no secret that Kane and Lita consummated their marriage before they were officially wedded, but then this wasn't exactly a conventional union.
The 'Big Red Machine' - like a big old romantic - read his own wedding vows in fact, which consisted of telling the woman carrying his child that she was now his property who would "never feel the embrace of another man" (if only he knew what was to come between her and Edge).
Once you've seen Kane in an all-white suit, it's very difficult to unsee it, and not even a late intervention from Matt Hardy - who was then chokeslammed onto the heavily-padded area beneath the Raw stage for his troubles - could save the segment from being one of the very lamest of his 20-year career.