Kane’s 10 Most Disturbing WWE Relationships

Spoiler alert - The Big Red Machine's heart gets broken in every one.

WWE.comWWE.comMoreso a tremendous character actor in a pro wrestling ring than just another grappler on the World Wrestling Entertainment roster, Glen Jacobs' near two-decade run as Kane in WWE has had more than its share of unusual moments. For the past 20 years, the way that the emotionally scarred brother of the walking undead Undertaker has related to both men and women on the roster has provided the most ridiculous, emotional, intriguing and always most gripping of moments. For a ghastly pale seven foot tall man lacking eyebrows, Kane's been in love more times than Elizabeth Taylor, married more times than Russell Brand, had more public meltdowns about romance than Rihanna, been more violent in and out of love than Chris Brown, and had more family strife than Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly Osbourne combined. From his bizarre teenage (pre-wrestling) love affair with Katie Vick, to impregnating Lita with his demon seed, and the disturbing nature of attempting to murder his own brother (with father Paul Bearer's aid) on multiple occasions, he's certainly one of the more bizarre character studies in life, love, sex and family. In attempting to narrow down this list to Kane's ten most disturbing moments in relating to others in his fictitious storyline existence, rest assured that this list will be absolutely everything but the typical WhatCulture.com feature.

10. Terri Runnels

WWE.comWWE.comBy 2002, Terri Runnels was easily as twisted in the pursuit of love as Kane. From starting with Goldust as Marlena in 1996, she then was dumped by Goldust, then was impregnated by Val Venis and caused to have a miscarriage by D-Lo Brown, leading to her then stable P.M.S. (Pretty Mean Sisters) with Ryan Shamrock and Jacqueline to torment wrestler Shawn Stasiak, whom they re-named "Meat." By 1999, she had been powerbombed through a table by Bubba Ray Dudley, speared by Edge, leading to falling in love with Perry Saturn (who, after being concussed promptly left her for a literal mop), leaving Saturn for Raven, and then eventually making out with Kane in 2002 because, well, according to Kane, "chicks dig the mask." After a long and sordid history with men in WWE, there's really nowhere else to go up the food chain of the bizarre than making out with Kane, and Runnels was released from the company in 2004.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.