Lucha Underground's 34 Wrestlers - Ranked From Worst To Best

34. Vinny Massaro

Pros: - 17 years of experience - Made it to the ring without getting pinned or submitting - Father of Diva Search winner Ashley Massaro (citation needed) Cons: - Looks like a Raw jobber from 1994 - Hasn't won a single match - Didn't get to cosplay Skeletor with the cool jobbers They say that pro wrestling is all about image, but that doesn't explain how Vinny Massaro gets bookings. To be fair, lots of guys became huge stars despite looking like slovenly truck drivers, but whatever else Mr. Massaro is, he's no Arn Anderson or Dusty Rhodes. I can't be sure what he actually is, though my best guess is "a genetically modified abomination featuring Manhattan Center Raw jobber DNA spliced into a Nasty Boy base genome." Sorry if it seems like I'm hating on Vinny a lot, but he's just so clearly the jobberiest jobber that ever jobbed and I'm enjoying that immensely. Season two should open with Vinny opening his mailbox and Pentagon leaping out to break his other arm. Final Rating: 1/2*