MJF Launches Own Cryptocurrency
With $MJF Coin, AEW's Pinnacle leader launches his own economy.
[Disclaimer: your writer isn't qualified to offer financial advice, and as a 35 year-old isn't entirely sure what this "cryptocurrency" is.]
Are you, a disgusting poor, tired of looking out of your bird sh*t-stained window at the gross poverty that surrounds you?
Do you one day aspire to make something more of yourself? Or even anything of yourself?
Do you worry that you've peaked, or can't even imagine what peaking feels like, and does this explain your horrendous behaviour on social media?
Well, fret no more: AEW's MJF has launched his own cryptocurrency through a more eco-friendly platform than most, Rally, and you can get in on the action. This isn't actually facetious: upon breaking the news last night, the value of $MJF coin skyrocketed to the moon. And if that phrase feels familiar in wrestling circles, it's a coincidence: MJF is just 25, and therefore isn't part of NXT's core audience.
This marks an innovation, one that acts as evidence that MJF isn't merely content with restoring timeless old school values.
MJF is the first professional wrestler to launch his own coin, thereby creating an economy around himself, the top holders of which will be incentivised through a rewards system. The press release can be accessed at the following link, but to reiterate: investments should be thoroughly researched and made at your own risk.
We can't all be Long Island brats who have money to burn.