Predicting All 50 WWE Superstars In The Super ShowDown 2019 Battle Royal

48. Dash Wilder

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...there's a Dash Wilder, waiting to have his back shaved for balls and butthole savaged by Ucey Hot.

Or perhaps neither will make the match and the mammoth arena may get the treat of seeing The Revival wrestle an absorbing, engaging tag match the likes of which they've never seen to entice them back another time?

LOL, j/k. It's already paid for, pal.

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