Ranking Every WWE DOINK From Worst To Best
8. Men On A Mission
Maybe Mabel, Oscar and Mo weren't ever going to be megastars no matter if their initials matched those of their team name or Vince McMahon wanted later to crown one of them and knight another, but they deserved to have a pay-per-view debut without dressing like an already-established gimmick.
Joining forces with The Bushwhackers as part of Doink's aforementioned scheme to wind up Bam Bam Bigelow, the team formed part of a Survivor Series unit that managed to achieve the somewhat rare feat of surviving an elimination tag without losing a team member. Presumably that was the pitch that came either just before or slightly after "we do need you to look like total f*cking tw*ts tonight".
There are several high quality images of this match and just about all of them feel cursed. The photographic fidelity betrays the atrocious standard of the match alone. What is it exactly about Mo and Butch smiling together with Doink faces that makes the whole thing seem so sinister? Why is it that it feels like you can smell the turkey carcass Bastion Booger is eating? How did Vince McMahon become a billionaire?