Ranking What Was REALLY The Worst Wrestling Match Every Year 1990-2021

6. 2016 - Rebel Vs. Shelly Martinez, TNA One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown

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It started with not the worst collar-and-elbow tie-up you've ever seen.

The middle portion of the match saw both women work over the other's vaginas. Martinez attempted to hurt Rebel's by making her do the splits, which she'd already done during her entrance, while Rebel...countered by putting her in some sort of hold that spread her legs. "My vag," Martinez screamed.

At times, this was more boring than awful, but also, it was the f*cking sh*ts, particularly when, after exchanging some power moves that basically tumbled to the floor as you imagine Lanny Poffo's d*ck might, Martinez attempted to perform a suicide dive.

She got hung up in the ropes because she made the launch by tip-toeing up to them as if creeping over a frozen lake.

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