Ranking Who Was REALLY The Worst Wrestler Every Year 1990-2021
23. 1999 - Mideon
Mideon was the drizzling sh*ts. Never has a wrestler simply moved so bizarrely.
He was almost an anti-athlete in shape and footwork. He ran the ropes armpit-first to take the resulting big boot and somehow ended up bumping on his knees. It was the strangest bloody thing. Mideon was a nominally professional wrestler who made it to the mainstream - during its most popular period, no less! - having somehow failed to grasp that a professional wrestler is meant to land on their back. It was as if he'd missed the first few weeks of wrestling training, and learned to walk before he learned how to run.
And then never learned how to run.
He just happened to be so rubbish it became phenomenally awkward, but he sensed it too, and by all accounts became quite the chef in a far more successful second career.