9. The Honk-A-Meter
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:30_-_Santino_Marella.jpgBy the time Santino had managed to win the Intercontinental Championship for a second time back in 2008, he had gotten very arrogant and was convinced that he was going to become the greatest intercontinental champion of all time. The only problem was that The Honky Tonk Man already had that claim as a result of maintaining possession of the championship for over 64 weeks. Santino wasnt too worried about it though, and he even created a little device called The Honk-A-Meter. Every week on Raw, the Honk-A-Meter would show how many weeks have passed with Santino as champion, and how many more weeks were left before he surpassed Honky Tonk Mans title reign. It was such a goofy premise, but what made the bit great was how committed Santino was to convincing people that he was going to have a longer reign than Honky Tonk Man, Mr. Perfect, and even The Mountie. Alas, Santinos arrogance got the better of him when, after only twelve weeks into his 64 week odyssey, he lost the Intercontinental Championship to William Regal on an episode of Raw. After that, the Honk-A-Meter was quietly retired and never brought up again.