That Time Triple H Buried ECW In Philadelphia
As Tazz sarcastically posited in the aforementioned interview; "They had to make sure I did the job there as ECW Champion to galvanise him as a top guy."
'The Game' was everything he'd begged to be before he was deployed not only to squash the current ECW Champion but to drive a stake through the heart of the organisation too. In Philadelphia. In 5:51. He looked no better for his win, but every other person on screen looked exponentially worse for the burial.
The match was an insulting mess that seemed like circle-jerk entirely by design. WWE were on top of the wrestling world by then, as Triple H was WWE. A Champion Vs Champion match was a tantalising prospect, but engineering the little guys to look miniscule seemed counter-productive in the - pun very much intended - extreme.
After assuming control for most of the short squash, Hunter faced minimal peril before Tommy Dreamer completely blew a run-in. Hammering 'The Human Suplex Machine' with a steel chair, 'The Innovator Of Violence' was flattened with a Pedigree before 'The King Of Kings' comfortably despatched his foe.
Vince McMahon himself expressed regret over the booking in the critically acclaimed 'Rise And Fall Of ECW' documentary. He'll have had to be reminded he even did it of course - the man has a lot on his plate - but he likely forgot just who suggested it. Then, now and forever, it's all about 'The Game'.