The Undertaker's 12 Most Likely WrestleMania Opponents
2. Sheamus
Hey, I dont like this match either fella, but you could see WWE not knowing what the hell to do with The Undertaker at Mania, and simply going with Sheamus. It may sound really unlikely, due to how boring most fans perceive the Celtic Warrior, but the man was just champion of the company, so he definitely has some backers behind the scenes. While most fans have probably already fallen asleep just picturing the two wrestling, Sheamus vs. Undertaker isnt a complete loss. For starters, they havent fought at WrestleMania before, so its at least somewhat fresh, and it would probably be a pretty solid, hard-hitting match. Despite Sheamus being in the company for years, and often positioned near the top of the card, there doesnt seem to be a lot of crowd support to see him take on Taker. This obviously wasnt Plan A for this years Mania, and its probably not Plan B either, but sometimes, you just have to go with plan Z, and hope people wont lose their s**t over it.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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