The WrestleMania 33 Awards!

14. Best Outfit: Goldust

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In the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, buried amid a sea of jobbers, tag teams, and Braun Strowman, was our old pal Goldust, doing his utmost to uphold 1995-chic. The face-paint wasn't perfect, and the black boots were right out, but man, that New Generation jump-suit was golden (quite literally).

The correct and proper sartorial attitude for WrestleMania is to wear your normal outfit, but in white. Shawn Michaels did it. Randy Savage did it. Er, Beth Phoenix did it. But if you're a veteran who very well may be retiring immediately after the show, the only option is an exact replica of your original attire, no matter how ludicrous.

Goldust knows the score. Pity he didn't tell The Undertaker.

Runner-up: Chris Jericho

Sure, he looked like a walking Christmas tree, but who doesn't love Christmas?

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