10 Wrestlers WWE Should Sign

9. The Briscoe Brothers

Yes, that's right. Two names for the price of one. It's my first time here, and I'm already giving out bonuses. I'm like a mixed-race Santa Claus. One that moved from Hawaii to Arizona last year. You're welcome. The Briscoes are an interesting choice for me. There are still many people who claim the Briscoes are the best tag team in the entire world of wrestling, and that would certainly help WWE's product, but there are two main things holding me back from really being excited about the possibility of this happening: 1. WWE is bipolar when it comes to wanting to push their tag division. They'll seem like they want to focus on it, and they'll put together several teams... and then they'll forget all about it, and a few of those teams will break up for no apparent reason. Lather, rinse, repeat. 2. I really don't think Jay and Mark Briscoe can work under the TV-PG guidelines of WWE programming. If you've never seen them cut promos, they're a little... shall we say... potty-mouthed. They curse like sailors, as the saying goes, and they don't seem to have any sort of filter between their brains and their mouths. Jay Briscoe even proved he doesn't have a filter between his brain and his fingers, as he found himself in trouble on multiple occasions for things he said on Twitter before he eventually just gave up and deleted his account. It is that lack of filters that reportedly scared WWE away from signing them in the first place. I think the positive can outweigh the negatives here, though, and given the right situation (give them a manager that can do most of their talking for them), I feel like Dem Boys can definitely succeed as part of the WWE.
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