Walmart Threatens Shoplifter With WWE's The Undertaker

"Tonight, you will go one-on-one with The Undertaker, playa."

by Andrew Pollard
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WWE.com

Is there a more terrifying prospect for a shoplifter than the legendary Undertaker? Possibly, but still…

In a slightly random move, Walmart has seemingly threatened to unleashed The Phenom on a customer who was teasing trying to grab themselves a PlayStation 5.

Twitter user @arrestful joked about using the self-checkout to nab a PS5 for the price of a single tomato, and threw in a GIF of former SmackDown GM Teddy Long to emphasise the point.

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As was so often the case during Long’s tenure in charge of WWE’s blue brand, Walmart was quick to fire back with the promise of a one-on-one match against The Undertaker for anybody feeling brave enough to pull off this tom-priced steal.

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Walmart also added that their own Undertaker is actually a doorman named Randall, which now likely gives everyone images of Randal(l) Graves of Clerks fame – which is never a bad thing.

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For those who haven’t kept up with developments over these past few days, the PlayStation 5 is officially available as of November 19, with the next-gen console already available to pre-order – and already sold out at most retailers!

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