Walmart Threatens Shoplifter With WWE's The Undertaker
"Tonight, you will go one-on-one with The Undertaker, playa."
Is there a more terrifying prospect for a shoplifter than the legendary Undertaker? Possibly, but still…
In a slightly random move, Walmart has seemingly threatened to unleashed The Phenom on a customer who was teasing trying to grab themselves a PlayStation 5.
Twitter user @arrestful joked about using the self-checkout to nab a PS5 for the price of a single tomato, and threw in a GIF of former SmackDown GM Teddy Long to emphasise the point.
As was so often the case during Long’s tenure in charge of WWE’s blue brand, Walmart was quick to fire back with the promise of a one-on-one match against The Undertaker for anybody feeling brave enough to pull off this tom-priced steal.
Walmart also added that their own Undertaker is actually a doorman named Randall, which now likely gives everyone images of Randal(l) Graves of Clerks fame – which is never a bad thing.
For those who haven’t kept up with developments over these past few days, the PlayStation 5 is officially available as of November 19, with the next-gen console already available to pre-order – and already sold out at most retailers!