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7. Big Damo

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If Vince McMahon saw Big Damo, he'd have a bloody great heart attack due to sheer excitement. It'd be his preferred way to go, I bet.

Unfortunately, he wouldn't have gotten chance to see him in the ring. Big Damo isn't just big - though he definitely is big. Oh no: he has so much more in his outsized locker. Unlike many of Vince's preferred behemoths, the 23 st. Hound of Ulster can wrestle. He can move. And boy, can he hit hard. He's like an elephant on a skateboard. (Though I wouldn't say that to his face.)

Did I mention how big he is, though? It's hard to take him all in, really; he's so big, he foreshortens. To be honest, 'big' isn't really the word, but every other adjective felt like an understatement. So 'Big' it is, then.

Can you imagine what'll happen when he gets his hands on Joe Hendry? The 'Local Hero's capacity to annoy combined with the pure terror bubbling beneath Damo's surface will mean an eruption of volcanic proportions. Don't just hold onto your seats: hold onto your everything.

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