WrestleMania 33: 13 Early Match Predictions

What showdowns can we expect to see in Orlando 2017?

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WrestleMania 32 has come and gone, shattering the North American wrestling attendance record along the way. It was a night of excitement, surprises, and huge star power. So what better time to predict WrestleMania 33 than right now?

That€™s right, we€™re looking a year in advance and taking an educated guess on how the show of shows will be booked. Keep in mind a lot can happen in the course that time.

Who would have guessed that John Cena, Randy Orton, Sting, Cesaro, and others would be unable for Mania 32? Who would have thought Bray Wyatt wouldn€™t even be booked in a match? Who would have had the guts to claim that Tatanka and Shaquille O€™Neal would be wrestling? What soothsayer could have foreseen Undertaker vs. Shane McMahon? No one! But that doesn€™t mean we can€™t look to the future, and take our best guesses as to what€™s going to go down. It may be reckless, but it will be fun.

WrestleMania had 12 matches, which means Mania 33 has to be bigger! That's right, 13 matches will be booked for next year's show with a seven hour run time! Now let€™s go over the rumors, do some wild speculating, and look deep into our crystal balls as we predict all the matches that will go down at WrestleMania 33.

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