WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

3. Shane McMahon Will Do Something Stupid

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Unless AJ Styles wins this bout, there is going to be some seriously cross punters in the Camping World Stadium. But just because it's an utterly butterly barmy notion, that doesn't mean it is not entirely plausible, nay likely. After all, evidence points to the fact that the original plan was to have Shane O'Mac retire The friggin' Undertaker twelve months ago. That's the respect the company affords one of their loyalest legends; what so 'Mr. TNA'?

In truth, 'disrespect' doesn't even enter the equation. In the warped imagination of WWE officials (or at least, one particularly proud but needlessly nepotistic one) Shane is like a modern day Dusty Rhodes or something equally preposterous. Ergo, it's an honour to share a ring with him. So it's a huge vote of confidence for our lad AJ.

To be honest, the result is immaterial given the very real prospect of the younger McMahon's sad demise. Inevitably eager to top the insanely gratuitous and totally unnecessary cell jump from last year, Shane will probably elect to take a Styles' Clash from a moving rollercoaster car atop that elaborate set. Cue "holy sh*t" chants as a man's carcass is scraped from the arena floor, followed by some classic Colesque tonal dissonance. "Is this symbolic?! Shifting gears Corey, WrestleMania Axxess this past weekend..."

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