WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

5. It's A 'Yes' For Nikki And John

WrestleMania 33
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Obviously John Cena and his belle Nicole are going to win this one, but the bigger question is: will John say "yes"?

You have to feel a bit sorry for friendly John here. The post-match proposal is an inevitably he can't avoid, and in front of a massive crowd and with brother-in-law-to-be Daniel Bryan there to goad him with his traditional chant like a massive tw*t, Dr. Thuganomics is essentially being strong-armed into a second marriage he's done so well to avoid so far.

I mean, it's more likely Cena will be the one to propose - that's the usual way - but hey, this is 2017, none of that rampant sexism hiding behind a veneer of traditionalism. Either way it's going to be a big fat "yes", followed by a whole series of Total Bellas devoted to the wedding. Brill.

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