7. The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4TG56KGZ4 There have been plenty of wrestlers who've sung their own theme tune but not many have done it quite so well as Ted DiBiase not because he's an amazing singer because let's face it he isn't , it's because of THAT laugh. DiBiase's trademark evil laughter is unforgettable and stands for everything that was wrong with America in the 1980s and 1990s - Corporate greed, Yuppies you name it and that laugh sums it all up. Perhaps the greatest heel theme of the 1990s Ted Dibiase's Million Dollar Man theme tune has stood the test of time and would not feel out of place on current WWE programming. It's just a shame his sons don't have anywhere near the charisma their father has or this gimmick truly could have lived on.