6. Giant Gonzalez
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wO3RC55nIo Joining the Great Useless Waste of Space (or Khali) on the list of completely untalented and incredibly dull giant men is Giant Gonzalez, perhaps the biggest and dullest individual to walk through WWE's doors. A true giant standing at seven feet 6 inches tall, Gonzalez entered the WWE covered in a bizarre bodysuit with attached fur that made him look less like an intimidating giant and more like a pathetic sasquatch trying to grow more hair to impress the ladies. He only lasted around a year in the WWE, but during that time, despite no particular talent for being a wrestler, Giant Gonalez challenged the Undertaker to a match at Wrestlemania and only lost because (for some strange unapparent reason) he used chloroform on Taker and was disqualified! Yep before Undertaker was busy making match-of-the-year candidates every year at Wrestlemania he had to endure turd like this. Such is the way of the world everyone, but let's be thankful that Gonalez left the WWE quickly after everyone realised this ridiculously large man in a ridiculously silly outfit simply wasn't going to work out.
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