WWE: 10 Superstars Who Desperately Need New Entrance Music

1. The Divas Division (Especially Layla)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRZ-obT0_k The Problem: Where can you start with the Divas? I'm not going to speak on whether the current Divas are talented in the ring, that's not what this article is about. That being said I have a lot of problems with the way WWE has treated women over the years, though at the moment we don't have women barking like dogs or simulating sex with the owner of the company. So we have made baby steps to treating the Divas like people. AJ Lee has reasonably charming music, that suits her character. Kaitlyn's new music ("Higher) is at least not as ridiculous as her last song "Spin the Bottle." The Bella's music, suggesting I can look but not touch is a good sentiment at a strip club, so I guess that applies to WWE audiences to. That is all the good I can say. Alicia Fox's music is so empty I forgot the song while I was still listening to it. Tamina's music sounds like it took about fifteen minutes to make, and is just the name Tamina repeated throughout. These pale in comparison to the bile that rises in me listening to "Insaitable", the theme music for Layla, and formerly the theme music to Tiffany. The opening words, for example, are "I'm insatiable, I can't get enough, I need to find a boy". That is ridiculous, what does this have to do with being a wrestler? Are we meant to believe that Layla feels the Diva's division is her route to true love? Once she has the Divas Championship she'll meet this boy, and show him how insatiable she is. Has she tried Match.com? Might be a simpler way to find a boy. The Solution: The solution is obviously retire some of these songs permanently, they paint the Divas division is such a ridiculous light that it becomes impossible to take it seriously. Surely that is what the long term aim for the Diva's division should be, to get the same level of recognition as the male roster seems to have. For that to happen we can't abide a female wrestler having a song that talks about how much she wants to find a boy. Imagine Randy Orton storming to the ring with Marvin Gaye's classic for lovers "Let's get it on." blaring across the arena, not quite the way to strike fear into your opponents heart. Though I'm not saying that wouldn't be an interesting change.
 
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