9. Bertha Faye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkrMmaKvSeI Some of you younger fans might be saying to yourself "What in God's name is this?" Welcome to the early 1990s World Wrestling Federation. Bertha Faye was a former Japanese and Puerto Rico star named Rhonda Singh before Vince McMahon came calling and turned her into Bertha Faye, trailer park queen. She was immediately inserted into a feud with Women's champion Alundra Blayze and given Harvey Wippleman as a love interest. Strangely enough, having Harvey record this masterpiece proclaiming his love for Big Bertha did not set the world on fire. As a matter of fact, Wippleman's crooning firmly entrenches Faye's theme as one of the worst in history.