6. Jimmy Wang Yang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkikVD-8Iw Has there ever been a gimmick that has been destined to be a loser more than an Asian cowboy who pretends he's from Texas? Probably the saddest bit about this whole thing is that Jimmy could actually wrestle, having been featured on numerous Ring of Honor, TNA, and WWE cards before getting saddled (see what I did there?) with this character. To complete the whole farce, WWE gave Jimmy Wang Yang this theme which might as well have been titled "Stereotypical Country Song". That kind of goes against the gimmick though because he's supposed to be an Asian cowboy who breaks free of stereotypes and...you know what? It's not worth it.