9. Ted DiBiase Jr. - I Come From Money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=448BDhGQhx8 This limp rap song was in fact very well-suited to DiBiase Jr. - the lyrics are just vague references to massive wealth without any real substance in much the same way that Ted never managed to develop a character in the WWE that was any more complex than being the son of the Million Dollar Man and therefore being well-off. After a long absence as a result of injury and a minuscule showing in 2013, DiBiase Jr. parted ways with WWE in August 2013, although he was so rarely featured on television towards the end of his run that most probably thought he was long gone by that point. Whilst Ted was a passable, if a tad boring, competitor in the ring, his theme music was achingly bad, and as such it's probably for the best that he's no longer with WWE and audiences won't have to listen to it anymore.