WWE 2018 In Numbers
3. 1709
The number in seconds of how long the wretched Brothers of Destruction vs. D-Generation-X tag team match lasted.
If it sounds a lot (or even if it doesn't), it's because it is, and felt even longer when enduring the Saudi Arabia sh*tshow.
It went on so long that Triple H risked missing WrestleMania by continuing to work with a severely torn pec. It went on so long that Shawn Michaels almost immediately closed the door on another match thanks to the heady mix of exhaustion and depression that appeared to engulf him in the post match. It went on so long that Kane's sweat penetrated the same mask and wig he's worn for 21 years and the f*cking thing fell off. It went on so long that The Undertaker was too tired to blow his own hair out of his face.
It went on so. Long.