5. Damien Sandow
Allow me to beg your indulgence for a moment.. The intellectual savior of the unwashed masses has been getting a lot more TV time lately and his superb mic skills are a big reason why. Whenever a wrestler starts getting his own TV segments, then you know he's doing something right. Recently on Smackdown, he's been putting Sheamus through some ridiculous challenges and it's made for some great TV. Watching the crowd boo Sandow out of the building is hilarious to watch and you know he loves every minute of it. Sandow doesn't care about being liked or cheered, and it shows. That's what makes him one of the best heels in wrestling. Every night he wants to make you feel like you're beneath him and intellectually inferior in every way and damn is he good at it. Undoubtably one of the WWE's brightest stars, Sandow continues to impress. He's the reason why Team Rhode Scholars is so fun to watch. All while being the smartest man in the WWE. Think otherwise? SILENCE! Quick, what's the square root of 302,500? Don't know? It's 550. You're welcome.