WWE: 5 Phrases That Michael Cole Uses That We Are All Sick Of

5. "That's Why Triple H Is Known As The Cerebral Assassin"

Triplel H Picture the scene. Triple H is fighting an opponent and is on the losing end of things. All of a sudden the opponent makes a mistake and hurts his right arm. All of a sudden the Game has an opening. He closes in on the right arm, stamping it with hard kicks, making his opponent writhe on the floor. He then drags his opponent to the corner post and swings the right arm hard against the post a couple of times. Lawler and JBL will mention how the Game has found a place to focus his attack when Cole will then say: "That's Why Triple H Is Known As The Cerebral Assassin". The reason why this is dumb is that many, if not all wrestlers focus their attacks on one part of the body. It's not brilliant wrestling technique, it's just makes sense for the story. The title of Cerebral Assassin makes one think that Triple h can get inside another wrestler's head, out think them and out fox them. The idea of hitting a spot on your opponent's body that is hurt does not require higher level thinking and to say that Triple H is ingenious because he does it is not only a bit rich, its frankly idiotic.
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