WWE: 5 Ways Smarks Comments About John Cena Can Backfire

5. John Cena, The Unbeatable Hero For Kids To Spend Money On

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SuperCena, merchandise juggernaut. There truly is no other way to describe this man and his seemingly unpinnable shoulders. Unless you have a stable or faction of unbelievable size and strength to back your quest for the WWE Championship, it is pretty much a guarantee that you will be heading back to the locker room disappointed. Even if this super human not seen since one Kryptonian baby landed on our Earthly realm is injured in any way you will still have to pull out all the stops to get the one, two, three. And even if you do pull off this mighty feat of endurance your win is forever tainted by the fact that "the Champ" was not at 100%. Kind of like your favourite.... GOLDBERG

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The WCW merchandise juggernaut that had an unprecedented 173-0 win loss record that will most probably never be topped. Unless you had the nWo and its unbelievable size and strength to back your quest for the WCW Championship, it was pretty much a guarantee that you headed back to the locker room disappointed. Even if this super human not seen since "Universal Soldier" is injured in any way you would still have to pull out all the stops to get the one, two, three. And even if you did pull off this mighty feat of endurance your win is forever tainted by the fact that "the Champ" was not at 100%.
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Passions in life: Movies, Music and Wrestling....My childhood was spent growing up in the "Outback" of Australia (I'm a little bit country) and my adulthood resided within the city limits (I'm a little bit rock and roll), so you could say that I am the best (or worst) of both worlds. A 6 foot 7 ex wannabe pro wrestler (whose career was cut short due to a busted back, NOT caused by wrestling) & muso who has a precocious cat & a habit of doing the wrong thing but for the right reasons. The story of my life???? All demos, no albums ;)