WWE: 5 Ways Smarks Comments About John Cena Can Backfire

1. Can't Wrestle/His Five Moves of Doom

The number one reason what most "smarks" claim is the reason why John Cena should not only be stripped of his status as "face" of the WWE, but any power he might have over the backstage political arena as well. As he has shown no signs of wrestling skills outside of his now infamous "five moves of doom" A showcase of the most repetitive set of finishing moves that pretty much guarantees a victory for John Cena every time. This not only has the potential for burying the push of a "mid card" wrestler who is far more deserving of their place up the ladder than Cena, but is the reason why the WWE product is so stale and boring as of late. How are people so blind as to the obvious truth? Kind of like your favourites .... GOLDBERG, TRIPLE H, RANDY ORTON (as a face), HULK HOGAN

Triple H

The number one reason what most "haters" claim is the reason why these "superstars" should not only be stripped of their status as "faces" of any company, but any power they might have over the backstage political arena as well. As they have shown no signs of wrestling skills outside of their now infamous "five moves of doom" A showcase of the most repetitive set of finishing moves that pretty much guarantees a victory for all of them every time. This not only has the potential for burying the push of a "mid card" wrestler who is far more deserving of their place up the ladder than they are or were, but is the reason why "Sports Entertainment" was so stale and boring. How are people so blind as to the obvious truth? In conclusion.... As you can see with simple analysis, some research with your friends at Google and something called common sense, you can truly tell the difference between a smart wrestling fan and a smark. Which I can assure you for those who may be unaware are two vastly different entities in pro wrestling "mythology." So to all of the people who chastise me (or threaten) in full for simply presenting my arguments and the facts on how I interpret them based on my lifetime experiences, I leave you with his thought. And this goes out to anyone from the WWE and TNA locker room or corporate honcho I may have offended with my previous articles. That includes Michael Cole. You may disagree with my opinions, you may want to (and think you can) kick my arse, but regardless the outcome, because I am Australian I am more than likely to have a beer and a laugh with you afterwards. All I ask is that you keep an open mind, make your rebuttals articulate and informative, and get off your high horse. For as R Truth would like for you to keep in mind, is that "the truth shall set you free!"
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Passions in life: Movies, Music and Wrestling....My childhood was spent growing up in the "Outback" of Australia (I'm a little bit country) and my adulthood resided within the city limits (I'm a little bit rock and roll), so you could say that I am the best (or worst) of both worlds. A 6 foot 7 ex wannabe pro wrestler (whose career was cut short due to a busted back, NOT caused by wrestling) & muso who has a precocious cat & a habit of doing the wrong thing but for the right reasons. The story of my life???? All demos, no albums ;)