WWE: 6 Worst Items You Can Buy On WWEShop

2. Randy Orton Beverage Napkins

Ortonnapkin Hey kids, are you having a party and plan on using regular napkins? That's not a good idea. You need to have Randy Orton specialty napkins where The Viper is in a pose that makes it look like he's going to attack you! Yeah, that's what you need! The positive about these napkins is that they went from a whopping $4.99 to just $0.99 now. I'm not sure if the price went down because Orton went heel or simply because nobody bought them. Let's just assume that it was because nobody bought them because it's not the most appealing picture of Orton. It should also be noted that these are the only WWE beverage napkins that you can get. It's right here in the party section of the website. I'm not sure why there aren't more. There seems to be Cena merchandise for every item, but not beverage napkins. So if your little guy or guy is looking for some napkins for their birthday party and wants a Cena napkin that's just too bad. You just have to settle for Orton. Sorry kids. Perhaps WWE should mention these in a promo: "Randy Orton is the face of WWE because after all, he's the only beverage napkin around."
 
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