3. That Chick With A Crush On That Random Wrestler
Finding women at a WWE show isn't hard. There's more female fans than most non-wrestling fans would admit. A good number are mothers bringing their kids to the show (i.e. the Roller-Coaster Fans). Then there's the 20-something who stands out. She's ranging from moderately attractive to smoking hot. Maybe has a boyfriend who's either Took Cool For School or Jaded. In the end, she's waiting for one guy. Just one. She's seen him on TV, read about him on the internet, discussed it with her close group of friends and stalked his social media. When his music hits, a sign goes up and a high-pitch frequency erupts from her. The crazy thing is, it's probably not a main-eventer she's wooing about. It could be anyone. The likely culprit is Dolph Ziggler, who's gyrating hips and chiseled abs make him a prime target. Maybe it's Drew McIntyre. That accent. That hair. Swoon. Perhaps even Hornswoggle. Wait, what? Yes, there's something about being a midget/short-person that is exotic and appealing to women. This fandom could be short-lived. The object of attraction could be gone any day. Then it's on to the next crush, perhaps not on WWE but on the Walking Dead or a sitcom.
