WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 12)
2. Miz vs. Mizdow
Let's try another take on The Miz and Mizdow feud. This time, the two will have split up at the Royal Rumble when it would have mattered. Then, Mizdow would switch back to being Sandow, because that would have made more sense. The two would have fought at WrestleMania in front of a hot crowd, and then maybe once more at Extreme Rules for good measure. Oh, and Mizdow wouldn't have sexually assaulted a woman on SmackDown. That last one just goes without saying. Who would have guessed a few months ago that their first match would be so lackluster? WWE didn't bother giving them any time to promote their showdown on Raw. A bizarre choice that didn't pan out for them. They'll probably have another match at Extreme Rules, but wouldn't it have been better to build to an announced match in the first place? Besides, knowing WWE creative, there's no guarantee that mid-card feuds even go anywhere anymore. Remember Stardust and Goldust? I bet Goldust does.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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