Im going to humiliate you, by getting you on your hands and knees and making you kiss me arse. -Sheamus
Theres nothing more extreme than forcing another man to kiss your arse after battle! Its a widely performed tradition in UFC that Im glad to see move over into WWE. Besides it being plain weird to do a kiss me arse match, its even weirder when its announced out of nowhere. At no point in the history of Sheamus and Dolph Zigglers on-air interactions did they ever make any sort of statement indicating that they wanted the other one to give them a kiss on the butt cheeks. It just happened. This match, of course, harkens back to the classic Kiss My Ass match from SummerSlam 99 with Billy Gunn (who resembles a taller Dolph Ziggler) who puckered up and smooched a large womans backside. This concept is a ridiculous one. Its the kind of match that makes you embarrassed to be a fan. Good luck trying to explain it to a non-fan! So if the guy with the red mohawk defeats the bleached hair dude, the mohawk man will pull down his pants and the loser will kiss his arse. Want to come over and watch? It only cost me $9.99! Time to kick out. Thats all for this week. Agree? Disagree? What was your worst wrestling moment of the week? Sound off below and thanks for reading!
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Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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